The god no one believes in

Who is running this ship? If some all powerful force were in charge of the earth, why do we have so much strife and suffering? How can we be talking about Sinead O’Connor’s hair when there’s so much suffering in the world? Can’t god act on this? Won’t god fix it?

Tom Sawyer’s Love Life

I’m Tom Sawyer. You’re Tom Sawyer. Everybody’s a stinkin’ Tom Sawyer… and you love it. Know why? Because.